Rant: Coffee

The other night, my mom called me down to study for my SAT II tests coming up this week. Well, I didn't really want to study at that point, I wanted to read some books and do some homework. But since my mom began to shout at me, I had to come downstairs and take some mock exams in order to appease the beast.

A five-year-old artist's depiction of my mother.

I was kind of pissed, but since it was my mother, and since I did need to study, I sat down and began to take the exam. But my anger had to be loosed! I needed to find some source of outlet to prevent my self from going berserk! I spotted a coffee machine by the kitchen sink and ordered my mom to make me some coffee.After some brief argument, my mom grudgingly made me some coffee. My anger was sated when I realized a problem. THE COFFEE WAS ONE OF THOSE INSTANT COFFEE MADE BY POURING SOME POWDER OVER SOME WATER!!!MY MOM HAD GIVEN ME A PHONY COFFEE! SHE HADN'T EVEN TAKEN THE EFFORT TO BREW ACTUAL COFFEE!

 

My berserker mode.

I struck out against my mom immediately, but then my mom initiated a deadly counterstrike! She began screaming at me to study and that I was an ungrateful little child. She told me that she didn't want to brew actual coffee! She told me she needed to watch Korean soap opera!

A typical Korean soap opera.

So, my mom silenced me in the end and I was forced to drink her terrible concoction. ALL JC FOLLOWERS! DO NOW LET THIS SAME INCIDENCE HAPPEN TO YOU! The time for actual coffee is now! I shall not be silenced in my everlasting quest for some good coffee and we must all do our part to hasten the day when everyone can be expected to be served some actual coffee! Why must I be served with lesser coffee when the white man next to me having frapa-cappu-mario-luigi-cino that they bought from starbucks? I MUST FEED!!

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About this blog... (again)

Yeah, lot of people don't seem to get that this blog is 

a)Not Serious(I'm serious about this)

b)Not meant to offend anyone(If I do offend anyone, I'm sorry)

c)It contains no wisdom despite its title. The articles titled 'Wisdom' is where I basically write a LITTLE bit less weird stuff.

This blog is basically where I write down my voice of madness, angst, and corrupted save files.

Everything I write is something that has been exaggerated/twisted beyond all hope of repair.

For example, if one day, a guy took a potato chip from me during lunch, I might write in this blog...

"Today, my innocence was irrevocably damaged by the sick and twisted actions of XXXXXX. This only proves that humans are innately bad and selfish..." You guys get the point.

SO ANYWAY, this blog will continue to go on as it is. A miserable pile of dung heap that has been excreted from the depths of my madness. 

MADNESS? THIS IS SPARTA!!!!

   

Yeah that was a bad joke... sorry..

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Wisdom: SAT II, studying, and education

Well next week, I will be taking the infamous SAT II tests on physics and United States History, and to tell the truth, I am kind of scared of doing it. I've been practicing fairly rigorous and had to prevent myself from going to a LAN party over this weekend. Sigh... Sometimes I don't see much point behind studying at all... What I find hard to believe is that some people even ENJOY studying. I envy them. But at for me, studying is a forced part of my life that I would not rather do, and I believe many others think the same way. But then why do we study at all? What do we accomplish by studying? Does it help us to become better human beings? Does it help us to do well when we get a job?

WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE SMILING AT???

It seems pretty obvious to me that what we study in high school and college does not actually have to deal with anything that we will actually do in our adult life. I've asked many of my relative and adults that I'm 'friends' with, and they never actually had to use math or write a essay on The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn' throughout their entire lives past college. True, everyone needs to file taxes and accounting once in awhile, but they have people and products that do that for us. God invented calculator for the mankind, but why do we need to perform calculations without it? Everyone tells us math is relevant, especially our math teachers, but they only do it because they feel useless otherwise.

I simply do not see any point behind this.

And what we do in our jobs will probably never require what we learn today. RIGHT HAND RULE WILL NEVER SHOW UP PAST PHYSICS IN OUR LIVES. MR. HANNUM WILL NOT SHOW UP ON OUR DEATHBEDS AND GIVE US A QUIZ. So why do we study? Why do we compete against everyone in the United States to get a 2400 on our SAT? It is simply a terrible result of the economic phenomena of Supply and Demand.

All the good jobs in the world are limited, but everyone wants to be a well paid programmer/doctor/lawyer/god emperor of mankind. So there is no choice but to rank us to see who is the most deserving to receive such positions. And some idiot in the past decided to establish a school to decide the rankings. It's not a terrible system mind you. Much better than the primitive system of 'The physically strong gets all the women'. Guys like me who are bloody weakling get a shot at success this way. But it ain't perfect. In the current system of 'schools' people who are the smartest don't often get the best grades in the school, and good and kind people who are not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed don't often get the recognition that they deserve. Ultimately, people who want the best position the most wins. The people who are willing to sacrifice everything in order for a A at the end of the week get to become the programmer/doctor/lawyer/god emperor of mankind.

A classic example of a man who succeeded via education.

But I want to get a good job, have tons of money, and to procreate as well to a certain degree, thus I play the game of education along with everyone else. Some say that education at school makes us into proper members of the society when we become adults. Wrong. I was almost ruined by the system of education when I lived in Korea. I was bullied to hell by almost everyone for a mysterious reason, and I turned into something that I would never like to become again. In fact, if I hadn't met a kid named Joe-Gae-Hyun in Korea, I think I could have turned into something that I could have never come back from. Anyway, I'm not gonna talk about my bullied years in Korea much in this blog, so don't ask me about it. The people who turned me into what I am today are my parents and family. They aren't exactly the nicest people around, but they taught me to become a generally ok person and I love them for it. Anyway, my point is that school don't necessarily turn you into a proper member of the society.

This place almost ruined my entire life.

So, basically in my opinion, the system of using education to rank the individuals in society is a flawed system that has holes everywhere. But I would have to say that I couldn't think of a better system. Education is the worst system of ranking people, but it's the best one we have right now. Besides, it's not full of bad things. It does teach me interesting things and does humor me on occasions. Education can be fun sometimes I guess...

So, in the end, this entry changes nothing in the world. I will continue to study and go to school along with everyone else because I want to succeed in life. I will have to do my best in the SAT II because I want to have a good job and be able to buy kimchi when I live by myself. But we should always remember not to forget to bigger picture in life.(I also kinda just wanted to blow some steam) Let's not take everything at a face value. It is important to question to norm in our lives.

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post edit: This article comes from my angst after spending my entire day studying. I was kind of angry at studying. Also, I'm not saying that education sucks. All I'm saying it that it has flaws, just like everything else in the world.

Amazing Stuff: Youtube Poop

Well, I guess I should share some of my passions with all who are willing to learn them is this blog. Among my favorite things on the internet are the infamous youtube poops. They can be comical, they can be horrifying, they can be musical, but above all else, THEY MAKE NO SENSE AT ALL.
Youtube poops are basically a bastardization of something. They usually just use clips from some video in a disturbing/offensive/inappropriate way. Anything is possible in youtube poops so I would suggest people do not watch these kind of stuff at work.
Poopers can use any source to make a youtube poop, but there are sources that are used quite often by poopers. These include zelda, im meen, and sonic. But lately, I have seen many ytpmv, or youtube poop music videos that also use music videos by modern pop artists as a source.

The King; A popular character often used in poops.

Perhaps it is the liberation from sanity that attracts me to these videos. I have always thought that break from sanity was like a rest for one's mind. Which is why I think many people like watching TV or doing stupid shits.
But I have heard negative comments about these videos. A certain someone with inital DJ has told me that they are stupid and he doesn't see the point. Well, I will agree with what he has said, but I think that those points do not make youtube poops something not do be watched. They do take a little bit of getting used to, but once you're hooked on, you'll never go back.
Anyway youtube poops are nice and you guys should totally watch it. So I leave you with this video to enjoy.

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Rant: More about my school

Well, after having a good nights sleep, I guess I better put more stuff in my blog, since I seem to be getting some positive feedbacks. I was very tired last night, and didn't say all the stuff I wanted to say about my school.  I shall be continuing my rant now. Since I pretty much covered the meanness of the students and the G-Lazer, regime yesterday, I shall now cover one of the most annoying people that I'm forced to deal with everyday at TJHSST, the teachers!
When I was first accepted into TJ, I was hopeful that teachers here would be more helpful and kind than the kind I was forced to deal with in middle school.  But you know what I found out? The only things that teachers care about are PAYCHECKS. That's right, people here are no better than people anywhere else.  My mom always told me there are douches everywhere in the world, but I hoped that the nerd haven of TJ would be an exception. I guess I was a fool. In fact, people here are one of the most self-righteous adults that I have ever seen. I guess arrogance spreads like a disease. Now that I think about it, TJ is the most arrogant place that I have ever been in. EVER! But it's not like it's the worst place in the world I guess...
There are almost no bullies in this school due to the high population of nerds, and I am thankful for that fact. When I was in elementary and in middle school, I was harassed many times by my 'fellow' classmates. People at TJ do share my interests at least..
Anyway, teachers here SUCK in general. There are people like Dr.Wood who are one of the most awesome people that I have ever met, but many are just fat arrogant pricks, kinda like Jabba the Hut! In fact, I shall call all the pretentious teachers at TJ the Huts from now on in this blog. Hey, this blog is getting kind of fun! All this name calling are getting rid of my anger!

At the left side of this pic is Dr.Smith, one of the cooler teachers at TJ and not a Hut

Hopefully, this blog will make me a better person in society and help me be more sociable.
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Rant: My School

Well, I figure that I should actually write a rant here in this blog along with my introduction. So I got to thinking about what i should talk about, and then i realized.  What better way to start this blog than to write about what pisses me the most, SCHOOL! Hopefully, this will interest some people.
Well, as many people know, I attend TJHSST. It is a rather interesting place.  It is a hive of scum and villainy, filled with people who often do not care about other people at all. Many people have poor social skills and are mean.

The Faces of Evil

What kind of pisses me off is that we are all fundamentally nerds. We are kindred spirits, yet we tear each other apart. Among the top mean people are the syslab admins. THEY ARE THE BIGGEST NERDS THERE ARE, but they are seem to be a) self righteous b)arrogant c)pricks. ARGH! Many a times have I been humiliated by them. They won't increase my memory space, and don't do much to help anyone in my view.  Yes they run the server and do stuff with the intranet, but you know what i think? THEY ARE SERVING THE MAN, aka Evan Glazer, who I shall refer to as G-Lazer in this blog. They run the server for free, and are the top henchman of the office.  In fact, I think that they are secretly spies posted by the regime to infiltrate our ranks and to stamp down on our rights!  Ever since G-Lazer came into power, TJHSST has been declining! FIGHT THE POWER!
Anyway, that is all for tonight. I shall rant more about this some other time.
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P.S. Don't comment on my grammar. it sucks, i know.

First post in an epic series

Yo This is JC, you're average weird Asian kid. After I have seen many people start a blog, I kinda got jealous of them. So I decided to make this blog in order to share my wisdom with all who are willing to accept it, and also to post my angers in to the oblivion. Hopefully, it will help out my anger management issues. This blog will probably not make sense to many people, and there's no guarantee it will be updated often either.  I don't exactly know when my interest in this thing will run out.  But if many people view this and comment interesting things, it is likely that this blog could become a regular part of my life. I know many people are eager to accept my wisdom, so bring all your friends and family into reading this series.
Now, I will lay down some ground rules of this blog in case anyone cares.
1. I RUN THIS BLOG. NO ONE TELLS ME WHAT TO DO.
2. WHAT I WRITE IN THIS PLACE WILL NOT BE DISCUSSED OUTSIDE OF THE INTERNET. EXCEPT FOR ANYONE WITH INITIAL DJ
3. DON'T TROLL. Write reasonable arguments in the comments if you feel like it though
4. Everything I write here I my opinion, don't get offended by anything people. I don't want to get into trouble.

That is all. Happy Readings!