An announcement of sorts

I'm bored.

If someone requests me to write some sort of a story and tells me the basic premise. I will JC-fy it, write couple chapters, and post it on the blog.

Rant: Alone

GODDANG IT. SOMEONE INVITE ME TO A LAN.

Rant: On Solitude (An idiotic free verse poem)

I have been abandoned.

I am all alone.

I am all alone and there's no one in sight.

I am all alone and the darkness surrounds me.

I am all alone and the light has been forgotten.

I am all alone and the abyss is gazing onto me.

I am all alone and I hear the voice in the darkness.

I am all alone and madness whispers into my ears.

I am all alone and I am afraid.

I am all alone.

And there's no one left.

And then I begin to get pissed off.

How dare they think that they can do this to me,

The one above them all, the superior one.

My arrogance and rage triumph over fear and sorrow.

And I drive myself out of the darkness,

By flames of hatred.

Sure, it ain't the right way.

But its a way all the same.

In a very Poetic mood today, but lacks the skill to write. Frig me...
~JC

Rant: Spending a lazy night.

Well, I'm tired of watching animes right now, and I can't play games due to the fact that I don't know when my parents will barge into my room and start shouting at me about how dumb I am. So, I decided that I will add another post to my epic blog. BE HUMBLED MY SUBJECTS!

KNEEL BEFORE JC!

So, why am I writing this blog? I could study or do some homework if I wanted to, but I am here bullshiting another article and being lazy. Actually, I think procrastinating is one of my biggest faults. I know that if I do study, then I will get better grades and be happier by far in the long run. But seriously, the deferred gratification has never really appealed to me. Everyone says that delayed gratification is better than immediate gratification, but why? Why is living in the present such a bad thing? I'm fairly certain the Henry Thoreau once said in The Walden to "Question the shit out of everything because I am a hipster.", and who am I to argue with Thoreau?

Huh... He's not as impressive as I thought he would be. WAIT! HIS HAIRSTYLE!

It looks SOMEWHAT like Adrien Brody! Actually it doesn't, but I just love this guy so much.

My dad, and my friends who take psychology, told me that there was this experiment by some hipsters at Stanford. Apparently, they got bunch of kids into one room, gave each of them a candy. Now, when the hipsters were giving out candy, they told the kids that if they waited 1 hour without eating the candy, that they would all get another piece of candy. Now, after one hour, almost no kids had prevented themselves from eating their candy. AND APPARENTLY, the kids who didn't eat their candy became great chiropractors or something. So, my dad tells me the kids who enjoy delayed gratifications are better than idiots like me.

I'm offensive and I find this Asian.

The first thing that amazes me is that the kids trapped in a single room were able to stay alive without adult supervision for an hour. The second thing that amazes me is the concept that kids who enjoy delayed gratification become more successful than kids who don't. Now, I wanna ask here WHY. Of course, my dad would say that's because the kids who are insane studied instead of playing League of Legends, thereby getting the deferred gratification of going to MIT or some other great school near the Boston area. So let's say that I play League of Legends and watch anime for 4 years and go to VT or something, and kids who studied all those years get to go to MIT or something. Now, I would prefer to go to MIT or something over VT, and kids who did sacrifice their time get to enjoy a much greater pleasure than I do. But, during the 4 years of high school, did I not get to enjoy a free and pleasurable life while the kids who studied straight was basically torturing themselves? Does not my pleasure for 4 years balance out the deferred gratification? Now, I would have to say that it doesn't balance out. The kids who get the deferred gratification do get much more benefit than I did from bullshitting around for 4 years. Heck, some kids even enjoy studying (Dam masochists...), and going to MIT will net you higher pay, better job, and the ability to brag about your alma mater.

It's almost scary to see those kind of people.

So, why do I do it? I know that going to better college is the better option, so why do I still laze around every day? The truth is, I don't bloody know. All I know is that right now, reading manga or playing games is much more enjoyable than a potential prospect of something good. Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes, I constantly struggle over instant and assured gratification and delayed and unassured gratification. Jesus, I wish that I could choose to study and delay my gratification. I truly do, but I almost always end up bullshiting until the last moment. And sometimes, that last minute productivity isn't enough, and I end up embarrassed and ashamed.

I lost both my kidneys, my children hate me, and worst of all, I lost a ranked match in League of  Legends.

Sigh, I should be doing work right now I suppose.

Wow, this post took a sad turn at the end...

Stay productive...

JC

It Burns: Chapter 1 - Exposition and Back story Galore!

I told you people that I would continue the story one day, so here it is.

Juan Chen Gustav Pierre Mandela the Third hated his name. When he was born, the labor that his mother had to go through was so great that his mother hated him the instant he entered the world. As the result of this hatred, his mother gave him the most ridiculous name she could possibly think of. His dad would have intervened, but he was too busy golfing when Juan Chen Gustav Pierre Mandela the Third's birth was registered.

Juan Chen Gustav Pierre Mandela the Third first learned about his named when he entered kindergarten. Before he entered that place, he thought that his name was Bob Bobbe like his dad had always told him. To his surprise, when his teacher first did the attendence, Bob Bobbe did not exist, only Juan Chen Gustav Pierre Mandela the Third.  When he learned about his true name, he went after his mother immediately, but before he could catch her, his mother became an astronaut and went on a mission to mars that would take 20 years. 

His name became the greatest secret that he had, and he used any means necessary in order to prevent anyone from learning about it. He eliminated every single child and adult in his kindergarten with a wooden spoon so that no information about his name would ever spread. Surprisingly enough, not one shit was given by his father. He was too busy golfing at the time.

Juan Chen Gustav Pierre Mandela the Third then attempted to break into the national archives and change his name. However, he was caught by the ruthless dragons paroling the archives and was badly incinerated. He was just 7 years old.

After half of his body was burned, Juan Chen Gustav Pierre Mandela the Third lost himself in pain and grief, and entered the underground world with the pseudonym "Duo-Appearance". He quickly gained reputation as being the most ruthless and 'duo-appearanced' man in all of the underground. His accomplishments quickly attracted the attention of the higher ups of the criminal world and the most evil criminal organization in the world, The Jolly Hooligans for Satanic Sins and Torture, or T.J.H.S.S.T. contacted him and Juan Chen Gustav Pierre Mandela the Third quickly became their most trusted hitman. At this point, he was only 11 years old. Surprisingly enough, his dad was too busy golfing to give any shit about this new turnabout.

Juan Chen Gustav Pierre Mandela the Third worked faithfully for the T.J.H.S.S.T. for 4 years, but then a faithful meeting occurred. During on of his hits, he realized that his target was his own father, who had become too skilled a golfer for the T.J.H.S.S.T. to allow to live. Juan Chen Gustav Pierre Mandela the Third could not kill him own father, and decided to run away from the T.J.H.S.S.T. to live an ordinary life, to give up the the life of crime, and to throw away the named of "Duo-Appearance".

He simply told no one of his name, and just said his name was Bob Bobbe to everyone until they believe him. He went to a normal high school, went to a normal college, and got a normal job at Normal Co., run by Edward Normal, and quickly rose through the corporate ladder to become the executive normal manager at the age of 27.

Now, as his 28th birth day approaching, Juan Chen Gustav Pierre Mandela the Third knew that his mother was coming back from her mission to Mars, and that she would have a hell to pay for.

Little did he know that a surprise would be waiting for him the day his mother came back as well. A crunchy, tasty, delicious, but also malicious and deadly surprise...

There.

John Choi

Some music that I found to be really good that people should listen to #3

Damm, I haven't updated this blog in awhile, guess I'll post a couple tonite.
So, its the 4 day weekend after the first quarter. Since I finished my early decision stuff for college and did all the end of the quarter assignments, I have been able to enjoy some fine music.

First up is a Korean song called "Ready, get set, go!" by a Korean band called Peppertones. I first heard about this song from my older sister, and these guys make pretty good music.

Heck, I can even understand their English parts.

I don't listen to a lot of 'feel good' music these days, but I made an exception for this one. 

Going off a tangent here, I bloody hate K-POP songs in general. The way the people who sing them dress is just friggin' ridiculous, and all the song they make is just copied from Japan and America. (Mainly from Japan) 

Seriously, it deserves no merit at all. I hate it when some random person asks me if I listen to K-POP music right after I tell them that I am Korean. ARGH! K-POP DOESNT REPRESENT KOREA. Understand that simple fact people. 

f.y.i I HATE GIRLS GENERATION. THERE I SAID IT. 

Actually, I don't even know much about them. But I heard they're what all the rage is about.

Now this is something that I would listen to.

Now everyone who knows me knows that I friggin love games. Although I actually don't PLAY that many games because my computer sucks and I don't have much money, I do listen to a lot of video game musics. Among the most anticipated game of the year is Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, the long awaited continuation of the Elder Scrolls franchise by Bathesda, who also brought you Fallout 3 and Fallout: New Vegas if you don't know. Anyway, the trailer for Skyrim WAS AWESOME. There was this guy who was getting chased by this dragon thing, while an old man was narrating some grim stuff. And then, the guy shouted at the dragon thing and summoned this blue wavy thing that looks suspiciously like Lee Sin's sonic wave from League of Legends. And then, the guy killed the dragon and he glowed. Agh, I can't do justice to it by describing. Here, let me draw it out for you.

It was vaguely like this.

Anyway! The music for the trailer was awesome, so here you go!

For all I know, they could be offering me a lobster for $15 off in this song, but its still epic.

Ok, the last one is something that I have been listening to a LONG time now, and is going on to the Choi pantheon of great musical works. All the songs that I post in this blog are awesome, but this one takes the cake and friggin' devours it. No words can do justice to thing song. All I'll say before you listen to this song is to PLEASE listen to all of it. 

Just listen to this and soak up the epicness. God probably has this song on his mp3 player. Ha! You thought that I was gonna say ipod right? Well, nobody gets a free-ride in this blog. If apple wants me to say ipod, they are gonna have to pay for it.

Now I'm off to enjoy the refreshing taste of mountain dew.

The best soda ever made.

Stay awesome my friends.

~John Choi