Rant: Avatar the Movie

----------THIS POST CONTAINS SPOILERS OF AVATAR (2009)----------

I first watched James Cameron's Avatar with my older sister in the winter of 2009. I've heard that it was a really good movie, and after shopping at Costco with my family(One of my favorite pastimes of all time), we went to watched the movie. Before I watched this movie, I had prevented myself from learning ANYTHING about this movie because I did not desire any spoilers, and only knew there were blue people in the movie. When finished watching the movie, I was seething in rage. I was fairly impressed with the movie and it was fun to watch, but the story pissed me off big time for some reason. I felt like the humans should have totally won in the movie.

RAGE!!!!!!!

I found the aliens movie (the Na'vis i think) extremely annoying, much like the Na'vi in Legend of Zelda, and only desired their death and destruction throughout the entire movie. When they were being slaughtered in that one part of the movie where the army guy uses helicopters much like the banshees from Starcraft 2, I was almost pissing myself with glee. Those blue cat people had dared to scar a man's face, and now they were gonna PAY!

Captain Qudditch or soemthing. The hero of the movie

Except there was this retard cripple, named Jake Sulley, aka Arnold Benedict of Space. After being sent to the blue people to negotiate, he was infected by the blue people hippism. Oh yeah, that was another reason why I wanted all Na'vi to die. They were all hippies. Anyway, after having raping some horses/dragons and having intense hair sex with the blue people, Jake was eager to betray his race. (If you don't get what I'm saying watch the moive. CLOSELY. Blue people use the USB hair to connect with horses when they ride them in order to link their minds or something. They also connect their USB with EACH OTHER when they do it! So, basically, blue people are all rapists who deserve to go to prison for fornicating with animals and making them their slaves)

I'm doin' it bitches!

I was REALLY pissed at Jake for abandoning his race. HE FUCKING MURDERS PEOPLE IN THE MOVIE!(who look quite similar to marines for SC) And destroys goliaths!(I dont think thats what the robots in the movie are called, but they look like goliaths from SC, so I'm calling them that) HOW DARE  HE DO ZAT! I was crying at that part of the movie when humans were being killed...

The most badass unit in Starcraft.. Wait! I mean Avatar!

So near the end of the movie, there's duel between the Army dude(Who I think is called Captain Quiddich) and Arnold Benedict of Space. The army dude asks Arnold "How does it feel to betray your entire race?" and Arnold hisses at the man, which is both disrespectful to one's elders and is a traditional blue people action during combat. This shows that Jake Sulley is no longer human and is pretty much a hippie at this point; a sad end to any man, even a traitor. A part that infuriated me EVEN MORE was when Quiddich was about to kill Sulley(becayse he's not a hippie, thus better), this female hippy that Jake has had USB sex with comes out of nowhere and FUCKING SNIPES QUIDDICH! TREACHERY! She clearly did not respect a man's fight and killed him in the coward's way. WHATS EVEN WORSE is that after killing Quiddicgh, she simply hisses at him, and doesn't say a cool line like "Boom! HEADSHOT!" or "Thanks for standing still Wanker!" or "DOMINATED!" Clearly the writers were drunk when writing this part of the movie.

How the scene should have been

So at the end, the hippies sadly win and kick everyone off the hippy planet, thus making many men unemployed, ruining business, and causing a major recession on Earth. They are truly heartless bastards. And the blue people are like "hooray!" At that part of the movie, i was thinking "Oh, just wait til Avatar 2 Motherfuckers!"

See humans will always have two traits no matter what. They will be greedy, and they will ALWAYS WANT  REVENGE! When Custer was defeated at Little Big Horn, did USA just say "Oh shit! Let's not attack any more" No, they sent even more soldiers and virtually wiped out Indians. Sad business, but its human nature. So, what would humans do in real life in such situations? They will come back and either wipe the hippies out in a storm of lead, nuke the hell of them from orbit(since all they want is some minerals, not people), or give them something like the black death, which the hippies have zero protection against.  So anyway, I was so pissed off at the end of the movie. Hippies should have just gotten out of the human's way like good children and be integrated into the human community, after stop being hippies of course.

GAME OVER YA HIPPIES!

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Rant: The Real John Choi

Who is the Real John Choi?
Is it me?
Is it you?
For some reasons, Seniors seem to be caught up in this "Real John Choi" pandemic. Everyone calls me the 'Real John Choi' It's rather amusing and hurtful at the same time.
Well, all I know is that Brett McLean Started this...
I'M OUT FOR YOUR BLOOD!!

NOTHING CAN SLOW THE BLOODSEEKER!

Besides this tiny phenomena, there's not much else to write about at the moment. I happen to be a very busy person. Just watchin' some animes and reading Japanese light novels. those are some good stuff people! I suggest you try them over the summer.

One more topic, the PROM. I heard people say that it was fun, but it seems to be overpriced. Far too much. What I'm asking is, WHO is the man/woman behind the scene who gets all the money from all of the overpriced school events? WHO is profiting from our economic ruin? WHO is the puppetmaster of TJHSST? Well my followers, I intend to find out exactly who it is. Join me next time, where I write about a FICTIONAL DAYDREAM in which I confront the true MASTERMIND of the TJHSST!

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Rant: Sickness

Well people, its been a bloody long time since my last update. The reason for that are twofold. One, I had tons of homework and was too busy to think of anything that anyone would care to read. Two is that my sister (older) kept on spying on me over the last few weeks. Good news is, my sister is going to Korea to intern (DAMN! I WANT TO GO TO KOREA TOO) and that the year is almost over now. So, i see no reason to post a entry at this point in time.

As many or none of you might know, I was bloody sick today and didn't go to school. I don't exactly know why I got sick, but something tells me that it has to do with the massive heat wave. So, whatever the reason, I didn't go to school, and got to bid my sister farewell before she went to Korea. DAMN!

Dammit!

I WANT TO GO TO SOUTH KOREA TOOOOOOOO!!! It's seriously one of the best places ever! they got good food and actually good tv shows. You know why? CAUSE THEY DONT FRIGGIN BRING SEX UP AS A JOKE!!!.... EVER! That's right, the American entertainment industry fucking sucks! I don't watch the Big Bang Theory to for sexual jokes, I watch it for nerd jokes and shit like that. WHY MUST AMERICANS SUCK!! About the only good stuff America does/makes are...

1.Video Games(No question, will give them this one)

2.Movie(Barely though, it has been sucking a lot lately)

3.Colleges(meh)

4.Fried things/Bacon(Again, no question)

5.Weapons(Cool Stuff)

FEEL THE WRATH OF AMERICA!!!

Wow, this post is going in a weird direction. Well anyway, coming back to the original point, I was sick today. But the main problem was that I still have tons of homework to do while I am fucking tired as a sack of tire. It AINT FAIR MAN! SKOOL DONE IN 2 WEEK AND YET STOOPID THINGS KEEP ON HAPPENIN!! YRAGGHHH! Garr... I guess there ain't much to say about sickness... Well, I did have this weird dream though...

Please don't make fun of me for this, but while I was sick, I had this weird dream. The setting of the dream was in like the middle ages, but for some reason, I was riding a jeep wrangler. Then some random Asian gang came up to my car and a black dude who was in charge of the group put a knife against my neck.(IM NOT RACIST ITS JUST A DREAM IM SHARING) Then for some reason, I kidnapped the black man and imprisoned him while hiring some church guy to chant latin at the black man. Then for some reason, I went to six flags. Yea it was a weird dream, brought on by my current condition

Well, this may be one of the most stupidest entry i have posted yet in this blog.

Live Long and Prosper!

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It Burns: Prologue

After spending time on the internet that I shouldn't have today, I got this great idea for a mini comedic/apocalyptic story! I'm gonna write the prologue to the epic tale here and see if anyone likes it. If they do, I might continue the writing! The title of this story will be called 'It burns.' Realize that this story might suck.


Every good theory has its doubters. There were people who thought that Y2K wouldn't be the end of the world and bring down the internet. Some even thought that the CIA didn't perpetrate 9/11. There are even crazy nut-bags that think the US government doesn't have an inexhaustible supply of money. But those of who were "in the know" knew the REAL truth.


Ever since the dawn of mankind, man has thought of various versions of end of the world, or apocalyptic predictions. Theories such as the 'The world ends in 2000' by Nostradamus, the 2012 prediction, the May 21 2011 rapture theory, and the Great Cheese Armageddon theory by John Choi. Of course, those are all just ignorant speculations that morons with too much time on their hands thought of as a form of entertainment. However, some of us knew that the end of the world was real, and that it was approaching fast.


The ancient Greek philosopher and mathematician Pythagoras is believed to have been the first person predicted such an event, though the exact time of the revelation is unknown to this day, but we do know that he had discovered the end while playing with triangles. Unfortunately soon after the publishing of his new work, Euclid was decapitated/raped by the Catholic church who knew that if the end was known, it would throw the world into a great panic. But although the Church attempted to purge all of Pythagoras' writings, his prediction has survived through the years mostly on badly preserved papyrus scrolls. Although many of the scripts were sadly destroyed during the Middle Ages by Benedictine monks who badly needed entertainment, which manifested itself in the form of primitive paper airplanes. So anyway, Pythagoras was not alone in his discovery. Newton also figured out the truth while playing around with Calculus and Bakabakashii Chairudo of Japan found out while playing with his Atari. But sadly, they too were killed by Church before they could reveal the truth to the public.


A time for the theory was never known to be specified in the Euclidian tomes, but historians now believe that the "zero day" of the apocalypse is February 2th, 2013'. It was a time after the foolish so called '2012 prediction' had passed a few months before and all of mankind was sighing in relief. It was the perfect time for the end to begin. Although technically speaking, it wasn't the END of mankind, because if it was, this story wouldn't be able to be written. So I guess it was more of a continuation instead of the end, but lots of bad things happened, and for that reason people call it the 'end' for dramatic effect. So anyway, while most of mankind was gorging on its emergency 2012 supplies, the few who knew were fervidly preparing for the end. It was going to be in a way that no one could have expected...

This is a tale of a man who survived that event....



Alright guys, that's the end of the prologue. Did you like it? Should I continue?


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Rant & PSA: Rivals, tumblr, and LoL

Well, it seems that many people have decided to make their own blogspot account now, probably because they are trying to copy my awesomeness. I welcome their challenge and dare them to bring the F on! But I hope this doesn't become one of those things where a certain thing gets popular real quick and then dies down fast. I would probably not like that. I like this entire blog system in general because it allows me to blow of some steam and also to make some sort of journal thing that I can read against when I'm like forty and reminisce about my youth. I think that will be quite awesome. Going back to the original point, it seems that I'm gonna have to work on sustaining people who will regularly read my blog. I'm working on increasing my appeal, and one the things that people want seems to be a tumblr account instead of a blogspot account.

Many people have asked me to get a tumblr account. Well, I'm trying to set one up right now, but I'm not sure if I should really do it... People are saying that tumblr will make it easier for people to subscribe/follow me and that many people have tumblr account whereas not many people use blogspot. Well, from my point of view, viewing the blog itself doesn't seem to be much of a problem, all you need to do is follow a link. I mean, I would like it if I could see who were following me and if I could appeal to an audience outside of the TJ community(That would be interesting lol), but I'm gonna need to see just how many people actually use tumblr. It's actually quite probable that I will set up a tumblr account in the future, but I'm going to need to do some research first. Anyway, if people could give me more feedback on the tumblr issure that would be nice.

So another way I'm gonna try to get more people to read this blog is by talking about more video games and other such subjects that appeal to my nerd familiars in general. So I'm gonna talk about my latest video game craze, League of Legends, which is a game developed my Riot Games, a subsidiary of Tencent, a evil Chinese company! I TELL YOU THEY ARE TAKING OVER THE BLOODY WORLD! (The Chinese, not League of Legends) They own bloody EVERYTHING! They own panama canal and half of United States for one! It's only a matter of time before they own the solar system!

For my non-video gamer followers, League of Legends (aka LoL) is a game where you control one hero character who level s up over time by fighting weak computer control units known as minions and creeps and other player characters. It is a team game of 5 on 5 or 3 on 3 where each team attempts to get to the other team base and destroy it. But along the way there are 'Towers' that are stationary buildings that does HIGH damage to any enemy unit that passes near them, so you cannot just sneak into the enemy base right off the beginning of the game.

So, bunch of seniors were into this game last fall/winter, and it seems that lots of sophomores are playing LoL and that it is catching on among the juniors as well. This game is bloody addicting if I do say so myself. BUT THE PROBLEM WITH THIS GAME ARE NUMEROUS AS THE FLIES NEAR A HORSE SHIT IN THE SUMMER! (Trust me, I've seen it once in Korea while I was visiting my great-uncle and great-grandmother, may she rest in peace)

YOU HAVE TO BUY BLOODY EVERYTHING IN THE GAME WITH IN GAME MONEY! That just pisses me off like crazy! I mean, you don't have to pay any real game money, but it just pisses me off! It takes time to accomplish anything and it just feels hollow at the end. It's kinda like playing video games........! Oh, it is a video game...

Well its addicting but it sucks! Like drugs if you will. But it is fun, and I suggest everyone try the game because I would like more souls to join the pile that is the League of Legends player base.

That it all my minions, good night and happy SAT IIs to anyone taking them with me on Saturday!
Onwards!

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