Rant: Avatar the Movie

----------THIS POST CONTAINS SPOILERS OF AVATAR (2009)----------

I first watched James Cameron's Avatar with my older sister in the winter of 2009. I've heard that it was a really good movie, and after shopping at Costco with my family(One of my favorite pastimes of all time), we went to watched the movie. Before I watched this movie, I had prevented myself from learning ANYTHING about this movie because I did not desire any spoilers, and only knew there were blue people in the movie. When finished watching the movie, I was seething in rage. I was fairly impressed with the movie and it was fun to watch, but the story pissed me off big time for some reason. I felt like the humans should have totally won in the movie.

RAGE!!!!!!!

I found the aliens movie (the Na'vis i think) extremely annoying, much like the Na'vi in Legend of Zelda, and only desired their death and destruction throughout the entire movie. When they were being slaughtered in that one part of the movie where the army guy uses helicopters much like the banshees from Starcraft 2, I was almost pissing myself with glee. Those blue cat people had dared to scar a man's face, and now they were gonna PAY!

Captain Qudditch or soemthing. The hero of the movie

Except there was this retard cripple, named Jake Sulley, aka Arnold Benedict of Space. After being sent to the blue people to negotiate, he was infected by the blue people hippism. Oh yeah, that was another reason why I wanted all Na'vi to die. They were all hippies. Anyway, after having raping some horses/dragons and having intense hair sex with the blue people, Jake was eager to betray his race. (If you don't get what I'm saying watch the moive. CLOSELY. Blue people use the USB hair to connect with horses when they ride them in order to link their minds or something. They also connect their USB with EACH OTHER when they do it! So, basically, blue people are all rapists who deserve to go to prison for fornicating with animals and making them their slaves)

I'm doin' it bitches!

I was REALLY pissed at Jake for abandoning his race. HE FUCKING MURDERS PEOPLE IN THE MOVIE!(who look quite similar to marines for SC) And destroys goliaths!(I dont think thats what the robots in the movie are called, but they look like goliaths from SC, so I'm calling them that) HOW DARE  HE DO ZAT! I was crying at that part of the movie when humans were being killed...

The most badass unit in Starcraft.. Wait! I mean Avatar!

So near the end of the movie, there's duel between the Army dude(Who I think is called Captain Quiddich) and Arnold Benedict of Space. The army dude asks Arnold "How does it feel to betray your entire race?" and Arnold hisses at the man, which is both disrespectful to one's elders and is a traditional blue people action during combat. This shows that Jake Sulley is no longer human and is pretty much a hippie at this point; a sad end to any man, even a traitor. A part that infuriated me EVEN MORE was when Quiddich was about to kill Sulley(becayse he's not a hippie, thus better), this female hippy that Jake has had USB sex with comes out of nowhere and FUCKING SNIPES QUIDDICH! TREACHERY! She clearly did not respect a man's fight and killed him in the coward's way. WHATS EVEN WORSE is that after killing Quiddicgh, she simply hisses at him, and doesn't say a cool line like "Boom! HEADSHOT!" or "Thanks for standing still Wanker!" or "DOMINATED!" Clearly the writers were drunk when writing this part of the movie.

How the scene should have been

So at the end, the hippies sadly win and kick everyone off the hippy planet, thus making many men unemployed, ruining business, and causing a major recession on Earth. They are truly heartless bastards. And the blue people are like "hooray!" At that part of the movie, i was thinking "Oh, just wait til Avatar 2 Motherfuckers!"

See humans will always have two traits no matter what. They will be greedy, and they will ALWAYS WANT  REVENGE! When Custer was defeated at Little Big Horn, did USA just say "Oh shit! Let's not attack any more" No, they sent even more soldiers and virtually wiped out Indians. Sad business, but its human nature. So, what would humans do in real life in such situations? They will come back and either wipe the hippies out in a storm of lead, nuke the hell of them from orbit(since all they want is some minerals, not people), or give them something like the black death, which the hippies have zero protection against.  So anyway, I was so pissed off at the end of the movie. Hippies should have just gotten out of the human's way like good children and be integrated into the human community, after stop being hippies of course.

GAME OVER YA HIPPIES!

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