Juan Chen Gustav Pierre Mandela the Third hated his name. When he was born, the labor that his mother had to go through was so great that his mother hated him the instant he entered the world. As the result of this hatred, his mother gave him the most ridiculous name she could possibly think of. His dad would have intervened, but he was too busy golfing when Juan Chen Gustav Pierre Mandela the Third's birth was registered.
Juan Chen Gustav Pierre Mandela the Third first learned about his named when he entered kindergarten. Before he entered that place, he thought that his name was Bob Bobbe like his dad had always told him. To his surprise, when his teacher first did the attendence, Bob Bobbe did not exist, only Juan Chen Gustav Pierre Mandela the Third. When he learned about his true name, he went after his mother immediately, but before he could catch her, his mother became an astronaut and went on a mission to mars that would take 20 years.
His name became the greatest secret that he had, and he used any means necessary in order to prevent anyone from learning about it. He eliminated every single child and adult in his kindergarten with a wooden spoon so that no information about his name would ever spread. Surprisingly enough, not one shit was given by his father. He was too busy golfing at the time.
Juan Chen Gustav Pierre Mandela the Third then attempted to break into the national archives and change his name. However, he was caught by the ruthless dragons paroling the archives and was badly incinerated. He was just 7 years old.
After half of his body was burned, Juan Chen Gustav Pierre Mandela the Third lost himself in pain and grief, and entered the underground world with the pseudonym "Duo-Appearance". He quickly gained reputation as being the most ruthless and 'duo-appearanced' man in all of the underground. His accomplishments quickly attracted the attention of the higher ups of the criminal world and the most evil criminal organization in the world, The Jolly Hooligans for Satanic Sins and Torture, or T.J.H.S.S.T. contacted him and Juan Chen Gustav Pierre Mandela the Third quickly became their most trusted hitman. At this point, he was only 11 years old. Surprisingly enough, his dad was too busy golfing to give any shit about this new turnabout.
Juan Chen Gustav Pierre Mandela the Third worked faithfully for the T.J.H.S.S.T. for 4 years, but then a faithful meeting occurred. During on of his hits, he realized that his target was his own father, who had become too skilled a golfer for the T.J.H.S.S.T. to allow to live. Juan Chen Gustav Pierre Mandela the Third could not kill him own father, and decided to run away from the T.J.H.S.S.T. to live an ordinary life, to give up the the life of crime, and to throw away the named of "Duo-Appearance".
He simply told no one of his name, and just said his name was Bob Bobbe to everyone until they believe him. He went to a normal high school, went to a normal college, and got a normal job at Normal Co., run by Edward Normal, and quickly rose through the corporate ladder to become the executive normal manager at the age of 27.
Now, as his 28th birth day approaching, Juan Chen Gustav Pierre Mandela the Third knew that his mother was coming back from her mission to Mars, and that she would have a hell to pay for.
Little did he know that a surprise would be waiting for him the day his mother came back as well. A crunchy, tasty, delicious, but also malicious and deadly surprise...
There.
John Choi
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