It Burns: Prologue

After spending time on the internet that I shouldn't have today, I got this great idea for a mini comedic/apocalyptic story! I'm gonna write the prologue to the epic tale here and see if anyone likes it. If they do, I might continue the writing! The title of this story will be called 'It burns.' Realize that this story might suck.


Every good theory has its doubters. There were people who thought that Y2K wouldn't be the end of the world and bring down the internet. Some even thought that the CIA didn't perpetrate 9/11. There are even crazy nut-bags that think the US government doesn't have an inexhaustible supply of money. But those of who were "in the know" knew the REAL truth.


Ever since the dawn of mankind, man has thought of various versions of end of the world, or apocalyptic predictions. Theories such as the 'The world ends in 2000' by Nostradamus, the 2012 prediction, the May 21 2011 rapture theory, and the Great Cheese Armageddon theory by John Choi. Of course, those are all just ignorant speculations that morons with too much time on their hands thought of as a form of entertainment. However, some of us knew that the end of the world was real, and that it was approaching fast.


The ancient Greek philosopher and mathematician Pythagoras is believed to have been the first person predicted such an event, though the exact time of the revelation is unknown to this day, but we do know that he had discovered the end while playing with triangles. Unfortunately soon after the publishing of his new work, Euclid was decapitated/raped by the Catholic church who knew that if the end was known, it would throw the world into a great panic. But although the Church attempted to purge all of Pythagoras' writings, his prediction has survived through the years mostly on badly preserved papyrus scrolls. Although many of the scripts were sadly destroyed during the Middle Ages by Benedictine monks who badly needed entertainment, which manifested itself in the form of primitive paper airplanes. So anyway, Pythagoras was not alone in his discovery. Newton also figured out the truth while playing around with Calculus and Bakabakashii Chairudo of Japan found out while playing with his Atari. But sadly, they too were killed by Church before they could reveal the truth to the public.


A time for the theory was never known to be specified in the Euclidian tomes, but historians now believe that the "zero day" of the apocalypse is February 2th, 2013'. It was a time after the foolish so called '2012 prediction' had passed a few months before and all of mankind was sighing in relief. It was the perfect time for the end to begin. Although technically speaking, it wasn't the END of mankind, because if it was, this story wouldn't be able to be written. So I guess it was more of a continuation instead of the end, but lots of bad things happened, and for that reason people call it the 'end' for dramatic effect. So anyway, while most of mankind was gorging on its emergency 2012 supplies, the few who knew were fervidly preparing for the end. It was going to be in a way that no one could have expected...

This is a tale of a man who survived that event....



Alright guys, that's the end of the prologue. Did you like it? Should I continue?


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